I’m sure you are familiar with the classic Queen anthem from the 1970s – ♪ Bohemian Rhapsody ♪ … Just for a laugh and to maybe make you stop and think for a moment, I have adapted the lyrics to Weight Loss Rhapsody!. I challenge you not to sing it to that oh-so-familiar tune as you read it. Then let me know your thoughts below ♪
♪ Is this the real life? Is this just a diet?
Caught in a cycle, no escape from trying it
Open your eyes, look at the scale and see
I’m just a poor soul, no sympathy for me ♪
Because it’s easy gain, easy lose, feeling high, feeling low
Any way the trend goes, doesn’t really matter to me, to me
Mama, just tried a new plan Pulled out all the stops, now it’s just a sham
♪Mamma, thought it’d make me thin But now I’ve seen, it’s just a load of spin
Mamma, ooh, didn’t mean to let you down If I’m not smaller this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if calories don’t matter to me ♪
Too late, the weight has won
Sends shivers down my spine, body’s aching all the time
Goodbye, healthy eating, I’ve got to binge ♪
Gotta leave the salads behind and face the fridge
Mamma, ooh (any way the scale goes) I don’t want to fail
♪ I sometimes wish I’d never stepped on the scale at all
I see a little silhouette of myself
Trying keto, paleo, willpower like Jello ♪
Late-night cravings, very, very frightening me
(Carbs a lot) Carbs a lot, (Carbs a lot) Carbs a lot, Carbs a lot, please let me go
But I’m just a poor soul, no self-control for me
He’s just a poor soul, caught in obesity
♪ Spare me my fries from this monstrosity
Easy gain, easy lose, will you set me free?
In the name of health No, we will not let you go (let him go)
In the name of health We will not let you go (let him go)
In the name of health We will not let you go (let me go) Will not let you go (let me go) ♪
Never, never, never, never let me go No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mamma mia, Mamma mia Mamma mia, let me lose
Fitbit buzzes, there’s a workout planned for me, for me, for me
♪So you think you can binge eat and sabotage your size?
So you think you can snack on and watch your health die?
Oh, darling, can’t do this to me, darling
Just gotta get fit, just gotta get back on track
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me ♪
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I love how you’ve transformed such a well-known classic into something that resonates with the common struggles of weight loss! It’s a clever way to illustrate the ups and downs we all experience on our health journeys. The way you’ve captured the mix of hope and frustration is so relatable; I think many of us have been there, trying new diets that promise miracles but often fall short. It makes me reflect on how important it is to focus on sustainable habits rather than quick fixes.
The way you’ve responded really highlights what I was trying to capture in the piece. Weight loss can feel like navigating a series of ups and downs, and it definitely isn’t a smooth ride for most of us. The connection with classic tales helps remind us that the struggles we face are not unique to our time. People have grappled with their challenges throughout history, grabbing onto whatever glimmer of hope they can find, much like the characters in those stories.
I really appreciate your creative twist on a classic song—it’s such a fun way to engage with the often frustrating journey of weight loss. The original *Bohemian Rhapsody* has such a deep emotional resonance, and I think adapting it highlights the struggles and hopes many of us face while trying to navigate our relationship with food and body image.